Yeah, I mean, the low hanging fruit is obviously “husbands that hate women.” I know it’s gay to like your wife and all, but it’s actually really nice to have a husband who not only likes me, but likes to talk to me and generally be around.
Lena_Lena_A on
Or a husband who didn’t partake in Jan. 6 “touristy activities”.
rotobug on
Were looking at you Mike Johnson👌😆
tylers65 on
A bull on the side?
Mysterious_Box1203 on
cousin/husband.
pixie_mayfair on
So what’s the thing? Is it fake boobs? Body autonomy? A mature worldview? Common decency?
Don’t keep us in suspense, Godly Nation!
mcknight92 on
Domestic abuse charges?
Emergency_Property_2 on
A husband about to be arrested for raping children?
Current_Poster on
Okay, what are they *hoping* the answer is, though?
I mean yes, it’s a fountain of punchline, but…?
Longjumping-Zone-724 on
Basic human decency
DotAccomplished5484 on
Great comments in this thread!
TheQuidditchHaderach on
Fake breasts? 🤔🤷
toooooold4this on
Ten pounds of filler in their faces?
naazzttyy on
Fake paternity test results?
VonThirstenberg on
Ooh!! I know!! It’s this face:
kennedyswise on
A brain
YouAreSoul on
The desire to suck a champignon
AdhesivenessCivil581 on
Cheek implants, breast implants, and a 1000 mile stare from to much Botox.
andytagonist on
If I were a republican, I’d leave my wife. I mean, how can I be with a woman stupid enough to be with such a giant flaming asshole??
BlackMarketCheese on
A soul
slimpickins757 on
MAGA face is one answer. Respect from their husband is a better one though
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Yeah, I mean, the low hanging fruit is obviously “husbands that hate women.” I know it’s gay to like your wife and all, but it’s actually really nice to have a husband who not only likes me, but likes to talk to me and generally be around.
Or a husband who didn’t partake in Jan. 6 “touristy activities”.
Were looking at you Mike Johnson👌😆
A bull on the side?
cousin/husband.
So what’s the thing? Is it fake boobs? Body autonomy? A mature worldview? Common decency?
Don’t keep us in suspense, Godly Nation!
Domestic abuse charges?
A husband about to be arrested for raping children?
Okay, what are they *hoping* the answer is, though?
I mean yes, it’s a fountain of punchline, but…?
Basic human decency
Great comments in this thread!
Fake breasts? 🤔🤷
Ten pounds of filler in their faces?
Fake paternity test results?
Ooh!! I know!! It’s this face:
A brain
The desire to suck a champignon
Cheek implants, breast implants, and a 1000 mile stare from to much Botox.
If I were a republican, I’d leave my wife. I mean, how can I be with a woman stupid enough to be with such a giant flaming asshole??
A soul
MAGA face is one answer. Respect from their husband is a better one though
Dad-husband